When the thorn bush turns white, that's when I'll come home.

Hmph. Last night, I was talking to my sister during the commercials of "Heroes". This is basically how it went down.
Me: (Sigh) I think I'm gonna buy Twilight.
Tiff: You really want it that much?
Me: (Laughs) Yea, I really like it.
Tiff: Hmm...well, mom already bought it.
Me: What? (Grins) Rh..rh..rreaally?
Tiff: Yeah.
Me: Wh-where is it?
Tiff: It's upstairs in mom's room.
Me: ZOMG! (heads upstairs to mother's room, doesn't find it, goes downstairs) It's not there. I couldn't find it.
Tiff: I'unno. (shrugs)
Me: Mom? Did you buy Twilight?
Mom: Yes. $20 at Costco, can you believe it?
Me: Omg, really? That's expensive... should've went to Wal-Mart. So where is it?
Mom: Oh it's in the car, i forgot to take it out.
Me: Oh okay. Don't return it okay?
Mom: Kay.

So I'm all happy today, until tonight...

Me: Oh, mom! Do you still hve the Twilight movie?
Mom: Oh, no I returned it.

WTF!!!!!!! AFTER I SPECIFALLY ASK HER NOT TO SHE DOES ANYWAY!!!!!

Me: WHAT?! WHY? I told you not to! (yes, I was being a spoiled b*tch)
Mom: Dad said to return it and wait till you can get it cheaper at Blockbuster.
Me: But those are used. The ones they sell used to be the ones you could rent. People take them home, and ruin them! They're so scratchy!
Mom: (shrugs)

UGHHHHH. FINE. I'll just buy my own. In collectors edition. HA.

Twilight is Intoxicating! AHHH!

So you'll never guess what I laid my eyes on yesterday. Twilight. Isn't that the most randomest movie to watch? Especially on March 21 2009? I thought so. But apparently, not everyone thinks the same, seeing as I went to Walmart to buy the movie, and it was sold out. What a suprise, what a drag. But my dad came home, and suprised me with a rented copy of the movie from Blockbuster.

When I first saw the movie, I thought, "Wow. This movie sort of sucks. I mean, I want to like it, but I can't seem to." Well, that thought is LONG GONE. I actually really like that dang movie (but it still sucks in a way). Like, the movie is not so great, but it is also like really good at the same time. It's intricate, so that the first time you see it, it's aight, but then by the second time, it uses its little vampire powers to lure you in. And now, I'm hooked. Like HOOKED, BUDDYY. Gosh, I'm so obsessed with this movie. It almost makes me mad.

Anyway, I just wanted to go through a few parts of the movie for you all a.k.a. ME. Also, this post might contain spoilers! So watch out!

1) When Bella first walks into biology class, she sees that Edward is in that class too. As she's looking at him, she walks by a fan that blows her "scent" towards him, and he smells it, and is so repulsed (er, seems to be). Like, "What is that horrible stench? Ugh! Bella! Wear some deoderant! Gosh, you REEK!!! OMG OMG OMG, YOU SMELL SO BAD. OMG!!" His expression was funny.
Haha! Notice the owl in the background? Trippy...
Check out this guy, looking at Bella, lol, idky but it makes me laugh!

2) When Edward finally talks to Bella, he's supposed to be all polite and stuff, but instead he just looked and sounded like some foreign kid! OMG! This was the funniest thing ever! "Hello!" is what Edward says below.


4) In the movie, when you first see Carlisle (Edward's Dad), he makes this like grand entrance into the hospital room to check up on Bella. Ahahaha, its like the best simplest entrance ever.

Edward's brother, Emmett is a little odd too. Haha, he was just standing there, and then another brother parks the car, and Emmett jumps out and walks off--book in hand--like that was normal.


5)Taylor Lautner looks hunkier with long hair. Haha, I laughed alot when I saw him with long hair. He doesnt look too bad in this pic, but in the movie, he looks really bizarre.


6)Taylor plays Jacob Black in the movie, who is a Quileute Indian/Aboriginal, and in the movie, as he is telling Bella the legend of how the Quileutes descended from werewolves, they show this wonderful scene:
YES I'M SURE, THAT BECAUSE THEY DESCENDED FROM WOLVES THAT THEY WORE TRIBAL WOLF HATS.
"Oh wise one, we must show our brotherhood with the wolves by wearing these..."
"Good idea, young Gelar."
Oh cut the crap! The costume peeps did NOT have to put in those hats. But it was funny.
Also, another problem with the legend scene...

*shakes head in disappointment and laughter*

7) Lol! Apparently this guy is thinking about cats. "Doesn't he look like he's thinking about cats?!" -Catherine Hardwicke.


Okay, so this is basically the part where I get too lazy to write little blurbs about each of the photos, so instead all just throw them to here, for your enjoyment! :) All's good!















THE BAD VAMPS!



Alright, now that that's over with, I have two more pics for you that have nothing to do with the story, and don't worry it's almost over! :)

Alice Cullen, err Ashley Greene looks like Coco Rocha. Well, I think so.


And lastly, Eric in the movie, one of Bella's friends who is played by Justin Chon, weirdly resembles Onch or "OnchMovement"(<--Youtube) from the reality TV show "Paris Hilton's My New BFF". Also, don't you find it peculiar that Justin's last name is CHON; the same letters used in ONCH. What's up with that huh? If they're not the same person, they're definitely long lost twin brothers. FO SHO.


To leave you off with more tastes of Twilight, here is the opening song which I love.
Song: "Full Moon" By The Black Ghosts

Can You Hear My Heart Beating Like A Hammerrr?

Duhhhh.
So I finished Twilight yesters, which means that I finished it in LESS THAN ONE WEEK! Kabaam! An no, it's not like that is the quickest time I have ever read a book, no. Absolutely not. Buttt, it is a pretty thick book, and being that I finshed it less than a week, to me, it's like: WOW.

I was sitting on the kitchen table floor, eyeing a used-to-be fluffy green pillow, thinking about a post alot like this one. Oh my gosh, I swear, it was definitely eyeing me back. And imitating my face. Like I was using my tongue to feel the outer side of my teeth (it's a habit), and the pillow -since it has swirlies on it, it somehow formed a face- was looking at me with it's mirage-ish eyes, and mouth and mimicking the same movements. I stopped. It stopped. I picked at something. It did the same. I did the tongue thing again. It did it again. So then I got up, peeled a clementine, and left.


Sorry, about my deadly transitions. Like I'm not even making the effort to slip into each different subject, I wanna talk about. I just like, double enter then completely talk bout something else. Oh. Here we go again...


I got my Highschool Application forms like a while ago, and now they're finally filled in. Yay!!! But then I realized I had to write a few reflection-type essays, explaining why i want to be in whatever class. Noooooo!!!!! And I have such busy weeks to come, like it's not even fairr. Ahh, I shouldn't worry, after all, they are just 250 words minimum, sooo..


I haven't incorporated any music in The Zoot in quite a while, so here you go:
MP3: Help, I'm Alive - Metric http://www.mediafire.com/?tfrcnymfynn
I know it has been out since the summer, but it's been stuck in my head all day, and what better way to ring in the new president but with Metric? haha, man I love Metric so much. Please don't break up, if that ever happens.


Also, I think I will skip on the whole 'what I got for Christmas' post, but I think I see a new layout coming soon, which shall be good. Andddd, a couple of book & CD reviews, and best songs (or w/e) of 2008? We'll see, we'll see.

A few days bak, I found out I've been saying 'piss you' basically, all along. It's actually spelt:
PIISU!
haha, would it hurt if I said i was human. Oh gosh, no. Not a Twilight quote.

-Esuterra. :)

AWAKE!

Title explanation: I looked around my computer desk to see what to call this new post. 'AWAKE!' was what I saw. A magazine based on religion, and explanations of how to get what you want, and why things are the way they are.
Right now, I'm just so.. i don't know...what do you call it? I don't know what to call it, and I am too of whatever it is to look it up. :( BLEH. BLEH. BLEH. I could scream, but once again, am too whatever it is. Let me explain, I feel sort of like a blob of flesh. Just sitting her, trudging along with world into the future.
Well, yesterday, no, not yesterday. Like this week, i got a new issue of Teen Vogue! Omg! (Ha! Still the blob, so that 'omg! was not all that enthusiastic...) It was with Kristen Stewart on the cover. Hooray! Hoorah! TWILIGHT! Which I will soon read since its been sitting around my home since August, dang it! But, let me just say, I'm not particularly fond of the way they styled her. She does, ofcourse look great, but, they could've made her look a bit more BAMM! Then again, if you think about it, I'm not very fond of any of their covers. Well, the ones I have at least. It is a good isue, but really? For a two-month issue (December&January), it is as thin as a regular month. So, it could've been better. Anyways, yea yeah, it was a good issue, as it usually is, and hummmmm, ya. That's pretty much what i have to say about it. Wording. Again. I'm probably gonna keep wording. And wording. And wording. Like I am now. I'm telling you, it is the blobbiness. NOT ME! I AM A BLOB TODAY! BLOBBBB!!!!!
Grrrrrrrr. I think I'm mad. Sorry guys, I don't mean to turn this into an angry fustration post, but what's a girl to do? Let me just scream, maybe? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! FUDGE! FUDGE! FUNK FUNK FUCKK FUNK! FUDGE! FUDGE! FUNK! FUDGE! There I said it. Or at least it's hidden somewhere in te alternatives to the F-word. Sigh, sigh, sigh.
What a beutiful day guys, I'm am mow off to sit and read. After all, I'm too blobby (i gues that's a word now?) to do anything. I hope you get what I'm saying, if you will.
All my love,
Esuterra. ♥ :)

Here are some pictures from behind the scenes of Kristen's Teen Vogue Cover Shoot! Enjoy!

Haha! That is one that I made! Beautifull!!! :)

Kristen with two other members of the Twilight movie cast, Nikki Reed and someone else (hehehee)